The 3000 Calorie Burger

I learned how to drive a stick-shift today. I feel like a man. Well, almost. While trying to make a U-turn, the car stalled twice - in the middle of the road - and I was kicked out of the car. All our hearts were racing and I gotta say, thats love. I give my mom and sister kudos for staying in the car while I drove...even though they had no choice.

This car was no ordinary car, it was a silver four door Chevy with a moderately awesome size trunk and funky seatbelts. We took Chevy to Villa Something where we left for a huge hike: which included lots of trees, good smells, big rocks, celestial views and mosquito repelant. I give my dad props for goin all the way up the mountain. He had knee replacement surgery 3 months ago. What a beast.

In other news, I finally found a hat! It has been many a long time since I began searching for this ONE hat. And there is sat, beneath all those other hats. But this hat, with it smooth wool skin, its lushious green aura, and water repelent and "crushable" powers shine above all other hats in hatland.

Hatland is my 5 second old nickname for Bariloche. The town of Bariloche is loaded with chocolate stores and 3000 calorie burgers topped with: burger, ham, fried egg, red pepper, lettuce, mayonaise, ketchup, cheese, onion rings, and fried on the side. With a Quilmes Stout on the side, I was "THIS!" close from a heart attack.

I think Ive gained a lot of weight since leaving LA and the month of January. Its hard to slow down when the food keeps coming. Hey, how can I say stop?

In belated news, we went on a chairlift/great glass elevator ride up a gigantic mountain. My mom was scared shitless, but I think my stick-shift skills did worse.

Anyways. It is time to skidaddle. I wish you love and happiness. ("Love and happiness...(Al Green, baby))!"

-D-A-Go!

PS: D-A-Go! is going on a mega galaxy tour this spring. He just needs to clear the dolphins shot out of a canon section of his uberbighumungoexplosive breakout tour before he can get underway. Look out!